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Are we disheartened by the breakup of the family? Nobody who ever met my family is.
O'Rourke, P.J. (1994), All the trouble in the world. The lighter side of famine, pestilence, destruction and death. Sydney (Picador), 8

Anything that makes your mother cry is fun.
O'Rourke, P.J. (1987), Republican Party Reptile. The confessions, adventures, essays and (other) outrages of P.J. O'Rourke. London (Picador), 129

A child growing up in an excessively safe environment may never learn that he is one - not until he gets married and has a wife to tell him so.
O'Rourke, P.J. (1987), Republican Party Reptile. The confessions, adventures, essays and other outrages of P.J. O'Rourke. London (Picador), 41

There's only one secret to bachelor cooking - not caring how it tastes. O’Rourke, P.J. (1993), The bachelor home companion. A practical guide to keeping house like a pig. Sydney (Picador), 45

A steady job is at least as deleterious to the spirit of bachelorhood as a steady date. Some jobs are worse than actual wives.
O'Rourke, P.J. (1993), The bachelor home companion. A practical guide to keeping house like a pig. Sydney (Picador), 42

Even newlyweds don't spend much time together, now that few marriages outlast the appliance warranties.
O'Rourke, P.J. (1993), The bachelor home companion. A practical guide to keeping house like a pig. Sydney (Picador), 5